Trump's Attempt to Tag Harris Flops Like a Bad Reality TV Episode
By Bob Lee
By now, most know there’s a seismic shift in the upcoming USA Presidential elections. With Biden stepping down and fully endorsing Kamala Harris as the preferred Presidential Nominee, the political landscape is ablaze with excitement and anticipation. Enter stage left: the orange buffoon himself, Donald Trump. Yes, folks, while the political world was adjusting to this groundbreaking news, Trump made a feeble attempt to smear Kamala Harris. Spoiler alert: it didn’t go well.
What a contest this will be: Trump is white, Kamala is Black. Trump is old, Kamala is young (relatively—she’ll turn 60 in October). Trump’s a felon, Kamala’s a prosecutor. Trump’s a reality TV actor who fell into the White House under circumstances that will be debated and mocked for decades, if not centuries, to come. Kamala is an educated, ambitious woman who worked her way up to where she is.
Nevertheless, she is now “Lyin’ Kamala.”
No, Donald, she’s Lion Kamala🦁
Trump’s weak attempt to label Harris as untrustworthy is about as effective as his promises to build that “big, beautiful wall.” It’s like watching a bad episode of The Apprentice where the only one getting fired is logic. Kamala’s not just roaring back; she’s owning the jungle.
In a matchup of this magnitude, it’s not just about political tactics; it’s about character. Trump is the guy who starred in a reality TV show and somehow found himself in the Oval Office. Kamala is the woman who, through grit and intelligence, rose to the top ranks of American politics.
So, Trump, keep trying your nicknames. While you’re at it, maybe work on your own title.
We suggest “The Great Pretender.” 🏆
The latest jape from the GOP is claiming that Joe Biden doesn’t have the legal right to step aside and endorse a successor
WITHIN MINUTES OF PRESIDENT BIDEN’S WITHDRAWAL from the 2024 race, Senator Tom Cotton leaped onto X to declare that “Joe Biden succumbed to a coup by Nancy Pelosi, Barack Obama, and Hollywood donors, ignoring millions of Democratic primary votes. Donald Trump took a bullet for democracy.”
Radio host Erick Erickson was even more creative, tweeting that “Y’all can argue over the word coup, but Biden stepping aside is the American equivalent of all those people accidentally falling out of windows in Russia.”
David Sacks, the Putin lickspittle, Elon Musk appendage, and featured speaker at the Republican National Convention, offered that “One candidate survived assassination. The other staged a coup. Your choice, America.” And Speaker Mike Johnson told a TV audience on Sunday that “it would be wrong and I think unlawful in accordance to some of these state rules for a handful of people to go in the backroom and switch it out because they’re—they don’t like the candidate any longer.”
This is rich. There is indeed a candidate in this race who attempted to stage a coup, and we know who that is. Trump submitted his false electoral votes, pressured his vice president, and sent his goons to Capitol Hill because he would not accept the verdict of the voters.
Speaking to her campaign aides in Wilmington, Harris previewed her case against Trump. She noted that as a former prosecutor who served as the San Francisco district attorney and then California attorney general, she “took on perpetrators of all kinds,” including “predators who abused women, fraudsters who ripped off consumers” and “cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain.”
“Hear me when I say: I know Donald Trump’s type,” she said to cheers, alluding to the former president’s continued efforts to fight several criminal indictments and his conviction on 34 felony counts in a hush money trial in New York. “In this campaign, I will proudly put my record against his.”
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Trump’s Corrupt Shutdowns: A Billionaire’s Payday While America Burns
Ah, Trump! The man who thought he had a permanent lease on the political circus is now stumbling over the mere thought of Kamala Harris. Yes, folks, the former prosecutor with a razor-sharp tongue and a history of turning felons into jailbirds is ready to turn the tables, and it’s nothing short of a spectacle. Let’s dive into the delightful mess Trump finds himself in:
1. Immediate Attacks: Trump’s camp wasted no time, launching an all-out assault on Harris like she’s the next major hurricane. MAGA Inc. is throwing money around like confetti, airing anti-Harris commercials in Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Arizona. Because when in doubt, attack!
2. Linking Harris to Biden: The strategy here? Make Harris the Siamese twin of Biden. Immigration, inflation – you name it, Harris is supposedly more “liberal” than Biden. We’re waiting for the day they claim she invented taxes. 🧾🌀
3. Questioning Competence: Trump’s been throwing around words like “crazy” and “nuts” to describe Harris, calling her “laughing Kamala.” Oh, the irony! Coming from the man whose tweets are a goldmine of incoherence.
4. Focus on Border Issues: The Republicans have crowned her “border czar,” trying to pin the entire migration fiasco on her. Trump’s logic: If there’s a problem, Harris must be behind it. Because, of course, everything bad happens because of one person.
5. Age and Mental Acuity: Harris is younger and sharper, which means the focus on age might boomerang back to Trump, who’s edging closer to 80. Might be time to scrutinize those slurred speeches and wandering thoughts, Donnie.
6. Debate Preparations: Oh, to be a fly on the wall during Trump’s debate prep! His team is gearing up to face Harris, a formidable debater who’s seen more courtroom action than a season of “Law & Order.” The network choice? Expect Trump to whine louder than a jet engine.
7. Confidence in Victory: Despite the scramble, Trump’s camp is exuding confidence. But behind those bravado-filled statements, some Republicans are sweating bullets, knowing the race might get tighter than Trump’s grip on a KFC bucket.
8. Adapting Strategy: The Trump team is pivoting faster than a weathervane in a hurricane. With internal polls and research, they’re ready to tweak their game plan. And if another Democratic candidate shows up? Well, it’ll be back to the drawing board for Trump and Co.
The Lincoln Project must be having a field day, picturing Harris laughing uproariously at Trump’s desperate antics. Because when a master prosecutor meets a floundering ex-reality star, the courtroom of public opinion is bound to deliver a verdict worth watching. 🍿👩
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Now, let’s get this straight: JD Vance has built a political career on his supposed humble beginnings in the Rust Belt, painting himself as the ultimate underdog who rose from the ashes of Appalachian adversity. But hold on to your hats, because not everyone’s buying this rags-to-riches saga without a side of skepticism.
Fact or Fiction?
The Trump campaign, fueled by a blend of desperate hope and increasingly futile efforts, has filed a complaint with the Federal Election Commission.
Apparently, they’re miffed that the Biden-Harris campaign had the audacity to transfer control of operations to Harris’s presidential effort. The Democrats, with their infuriatingly legal savvy, counter that since Harris was listed on the original committee’s incorporation forms, she’s entitled to the funds.
Republicans, marshaled by lawyer Charlie Spies, insist that Harris needed an official nod at the Democratic convention to get her hands on the cash. The FEC complaint, as effective as a chocolate teapot, is unlikely to make waves before the election. With the commission split between Democratic and Republican appointees, and their penchant for dragging decisions out longer than a soap opera plotline, any action is a long shot.
A separate court challenge? Not filed yet.
Because, why rush when you can bask in the limbo of impending irrelevance? This complaint underscores the glorious vagueness of campaign finance law, a veritable playground for legal jousting, most of which culminates in non-resolutions or post-facto resolutions. Democratic lawyers, brimming with confidence, assert that Harris’s actions are kosher.
As Maeve Reston aptly put it, “Dara Lindenbaum, an FEC commissioner appointed by Biden, offered the opposite view: ‘The Biden for President Committee is the campaign committee for President Biden and Vice President Harris,’ she said. ‘The funds stay with her so long as she remains on the ticket.’”
So, grab your popcorn, folks. This drama promises a lot of noise but, as usual, no real impact.
